The Stuff and the Junk
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thedarksiren2What a week.
What a friggin' week.
Monday - Cedar Point...
1. Never wear new sandals to Cedar Point, or any large amusement park for that matter. Find tennies...even if you loathe the idea. Boots might have sufficed, but well...anyho'...
2. If you choose to wear them anyway (you nimrod), make sure you are not allergic to them - hives are NOT fun fun fun, especially when you already have blisters. gah.
3. You know you have good friends when they are tolerant of, and even helpful with, your foot issues.
4. Fake plastic money is a Gawdsend when such emergencies arise...those pure-leather sandals that I bought? They better last me a lifetime!!!
5. Age is relative to rollercoasters and the dizziness experienced thereof.
6. Fried cheese on a stick is one of the most amazingly unhealthy and disgusting substances known to mankind...though it seemed like a good idea at the time. Hell even tasted good then. But later??? ugh!
7. Mondays are not the least crowded.
8. Sunblock has reached deity-status to the Inhabitants of Dawndom. Pale is the bizzomb!
9. Apparently people find it their right to touch whomever they please while at amusement parks...next muthah-fuggah who invades my personal space while I am at a park, be they a sky-ride operator trying to be funny or some cute bald guy asking about my tattoos, I DON'T CARE! DON'T TOUCH ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!
10. Neurosis. heh.
11. McDonald's are taking over the universe.
12. Cedar Point should have a warning about the condition of their rides, kind of like when Lake Scary has it's bacterial warnings: "Certain rides are more prone to stopping in unusual places than others - please take caution." Poor peeps on Demon Drop and Millenium Force...coulda been us. :::shivers:::
13. Stock up on ibuprofen before you leave home.
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jjjiii and angelhipster are just sickeningly adorable as a couple...blah!
15.digitylgoddess is the bizzomb of coaster-cohorts! YAY! BIG RIDE! AH AH AHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
Umm, I think that is all about that.
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What a friggin' week.
Monday - Cedar Point...
1. Never wear new sandals to Cedar Point, or any large amusement park for that matter. Find tennies...even if you loathe the idea. Boots might have sufficed, but well...anyho'...
2. If you choose to wear them anyway (you nimrod), make sure you are not allergic to them - hives are NOT fun fun fun, especially when you already have blisters. gah.
3. You know you have good friends when they are tolerant of, and even helpful with, your foot issues.
4. Fake plastic money is a Gawdsend when such emergencies arise...those pure-leather sandals that I bought? They better last me a lifetime!!!
5. Age is relative to rollercoasters and the dizziness experienced thereof.
6. Fried cheese on a stick is one of the most amazingly unhealthy and disgusting substances known to mankind...though it seemed like a good idea at the time. Hell even tasted good then. But later??? ugh!
7. Mondays are not the least crowded.
8. Sunblock has reached deity-status to the Inhabitants of Dawndom. Pale is the bizzomb!
9. Apparently people find it their right to touch whomever they please while at amusement parks...next muthah-fuggah who invades my personal space while I am at a park, be they a sky-ride operator trying to be funny or some cute bald guy asking about my tattoos, I DON'T CARE! DON'T TOUCH ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!
10. Neurosis. heh.
11. McDonald's are taking over the universe.
12. Cedar Point should have a warning about the condition of their rides, kind of like when Lake Scary has it's bacterial warnings: "Certain rides are more prone to stopping in unusual places than others - please take caution." Poor peeps on Demon Drop and Millenium Force...coulda been us. :::shivers:::
13. Stock up on ibuprofen before you leave home.
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jjjiii and angelhipster are just sickeningly adorable as a couple...blah!15.
digitylgoddess is the bizzomb of coaster-cohorts! YAY! BIG RIDE! AH AH AHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!Umm, I think that is all about that.
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Date: 2002-06-13 12:04 pm (UTC)Hrmm...curious....strangeness even.
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Date: 2002-06-13 12:26 pm (UTC)1. We don't care about this theme ride. No work beyond the bare necessity to keep it running has been done since the day it was constructed. All theme elements will be falling apart and/or broken. (i.e.: Adventure Express at King's Island)
2. The scariest thing on this ride is the loose bolts falling out of the tracks.
3. This roller coater is designed to knock glasses off of faces.
4. Hopefully, this ride will make you puke.
5. Ride seats designed to fit anorexic teenagers.
6. This ride is an experiment designed to test how short of coaster people will wait 5 hours to ride.
7. Do not do anything on this ride that might make your time on it enjoyable.
8. This ride only works once a day.
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you so rule!
5. Ride seats designed to fit anorexic teenagers.
NO DOUBT!
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Date: 2002-06-13 01:29 pm (UTC)Tuesdays were always the least crowded day at King's Island when I used to have a season pass. Especially when it was raining off and on.
6. Fried cheese on a stick is one of the most amazingly unhealthy and disgusting substances known to mankind...though it seemed like a good idea at the time. Hell even tasted good then. But later??? ugh!
Mmmmm... fried cheese (drools)
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Date: 2002-06-14 07:55 am (UTC)