Because I am feeling extra-deep these days...

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<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Pirate name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Cher</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Distinguising Feature #1</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">A hook for a hand, one eye, and a wooden leg</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Distinguishing Feature #2</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Huge breasts</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Distinguishing Feature #3</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Totally naked</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Pirate Booty Worth</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$279</td>

Be a Pirate!! by H8machine
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