I think I should drag all of you to the other party with me first, all in our togas and underoos (man I wish I had some underoos, or at least footed jammas~8/ that'd be kewl), just so I wasn't alone in the venture. I ahte going to parties alone.
Sean has offered to drive both you and me tomorrow night.
If you'd like I have some slips and stuff you could borrow that are cute. I think I'm gothing out tomorrow due to the chill in the air, so I lots of cute white and pink stuff.
So yes, the Hitman will escort us both if you'd like. I think he just likes the idea of walking into a party with a girl on each arm.
Umm, hey Hitman-person, how's about three chickies on your arms? I'd like a bindrune to come along, and she's wearing a red chenille toga...all kindsa happy-feely goodness! Would you mind all that girliness about you for an evening?
Ok. You realise that suddenly the percentages become more difficult. Walk in with no girls and walk out with one: Never a problem, nets one girl. Walk in with one girl and walk out with two: Still easy, yields 100% increase, nets one girl. Walk in with two, walk out with three: I'm losing ground, nets one girl but only yields 50% female increase. Not good. I must maintain the standard of increasing the percentage of women leaving with me by at least 100% every time I go to a party, unless I show up alone, in which case leaving with one girl is wholly acceptable (and in some cases, desirable!). This also renders the percentage increase irrelevent. So if I am coming with two, I must be going with four. Now I'm bringing three? How am I gonna net three girls for a total of six? I better borrow a van. :) And what if I lose one of three and leave with two? I'll have to fall on my sword. Perhaps I can arrange for six to walk out with me and then go back. A symbolic gesture, if you will. Maybe this will prevent me from losing favour with the gods. *bween!* It is but another test hurled from above, and you, Aglaophonos (or is it Molpe, I wonder which?) are the messenger! Now I see! Venus, Bacchus, and Cupid: For three hundred and forty moons I have humbly done your bidding! Have I not yet proven myself worthy? Or is this the final challenge? *shakes fist at sky* If I complete this difficult task, I shall demand my place in the heavens and be known forever as the constellation love_power (with modern telescope technology I'm sure you can find one that hasn't yet been named) Gods be damned, I WILL take three women to the toga party!!! *dons armor and grabs gladius*
If you'd like I have some slips and stuff you could borrow that are cute. I think I'm gothing out tomorrow due to the chill in the air, so I lots of cute white and pink stuff.
me in cute white and pink shtuff? BWAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
thanks though, sweetie. *snirk*
actually, the Hitman said something about just robes. It's a thought...
Weighing the options for the toga party... the bother of having to put together a toga and freezing my ass off because it's fucking October vs. getting to see my female friends in lingerie (how many of them are hot? I suppose would be a relevant consideration.)
I hate parties and I wouldn't miss going to one. I like showing up and seeing my friends but I'm rather terribly boring if I have a date since I am a lot more interested in talking to people if it means maybe sleeping with them later on... not totally true, but true enough.
lol actually, no you're not terribly boring, just have a different agenda than the rest of us.
See, I know that it'll be cold. But I have The Elmo coat (which is lurking just behind a curtain) and the party is inside, so I worry very little about this coldness. Besides, knowing the people throwing the Toga party, there's no shortage of free alcohol = insta-warmth. ~8)
And, really, who isn't more interested in talking to people who they might want to sleep with as opposed to people they don't want to sleep with at all?
Better than just wanting to sleep with someone and NOT talk to them, I say.
Well, when I talk to people, that doesn't really pass through my head so much because in as much as I am looking at beautiful creatures, it takes an intelligent mind for me to even consider sleeping with them anyway.
It's always a bonus if it works out, but like I really don't go that direction at first. Maybe it's just a gender difference...I dunno.
I would say it doesn't exactly pass through my mind, either, at least not in any conscious way. And the mind is definitely one of things I consider. Otherwise, why bother talking to them?
I have been known to wear my toga for frolicking about town, including dinner, before hitting the toga party. The last night of the year at the uni. was always a big toga party. Back then I was quite the party animal, so I was SO THERE.
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Date: 2002-10-18 11:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-18 01:36 pm (UTC)man, I just thought about that. What a name for a kid...Tad.
Oh the humanity!
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Date: 2002-10-18 11:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-18 01:43 pm (UTC)carpool? anyone? Bueller?
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Date: 2002-10-18 05:23 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-10-18 02:27 pm (UTC)If you'd like I have some slips and stuff you could borrow that are cute. I think I'm gothing out tomorrow due to the chill in the air, so I lots of cute white and pink stuff.
So yes, the Hitman will escort us both if you'd like. I think he just likes the idea of walking into a party with a girl on each arm.
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Date: 2002-10-18 04:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-18 05:32 pm (UTC)*shakes head*
You two are killing me, you know.
Umm, hey Hitman-person, how's about three chickies on your arms? I'd like a
perty pweese?
I'll do it.
Date: 2002-10-19 11:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-19 12:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-18 05:25 pm (UTC)me in cute white and pink shtuff?
BWAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
thanks though, sweetie.
*snirk*
actually, the Hitman said something about just robes. It's a thought...
T ehe
Ooops that was suppose to be an inside voice!
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Date: 2002-10-18 02:21 pm (UTC)Re: T ehe
Date: 2002-10-18 05:26 pm (UTC)Stay at home...
Date: 2002-10-18 02:56 pm (UTC)Weighing the options for the toga party... the bother of having to put together a toga and freezing my ass off because it's fucking October vs. getting to see my female friends in lingerie (how many of them are hot? I suppose would be a relevant consideration.)
I hate parties and I wouldn't miss going to one. I like showing up and seeing my friends but I'm rather terribly boring if I have a date since I am a lot more interested in talking to people if it means maybe sleeping with them later on... not totally true, but true enough.
I am very boring and pathetic.
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Date: 2002-10-18 05:29 pm (UTC)*sigh*
lol
actually, no you're not terribly boring, just have a different agenda than the rest of us.
See, I know that it'll be cold. But I have The Elmo coat (which is lurking just behind a curtain) and the party is inside, so I worry very little about this coldness. Besides, knowing the people throwing the Toga party, there's no shortage of free alcohol = insta-warmth. ~8)
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Date: 2002-10-20 05:49 am (UTC)Re: Quote
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Date: 2002-10-20 06:19 am (UTC)Better than just wanting to sleep with someone and NOT talk to them, I say.
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Date: 2002-10-20 12:10 pm (UTC)It's always a bonus if it works out, but like I really don't go that direction at first. Maybe it's just a gender difference...I dunno.
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Date: 2002-10-20 02:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-18 03:07 pm (UTC)Have fun at the party, sounds like fun. =)
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Date: 2002-10-18 05:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-18 05:31 pm (UTC)=D
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Date: 2002-10-18 06:34 pm (UTC)Although all my excellent toga sheets are in Sweden now :/