thedarksiren2 | Thoughts (?) right now...

Today was really anti-climactic, like a lazy orgasm in Barbados.
I got out of bed because Glenn Beck threatened to brainwash me.

I feel a bit strange because we've just moved to Idaho and there's a weird smell in the house.

I'm so not so.

Last night I had to stab my eyeballs to make sure I could still feel anything. Anbesol is far more powerful than I EVER imagined!

I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

*insert harmonies between crickets, locusts, and tenitus here*

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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