another way to amuse myself at work...

[thedarksiren2]

THE DARK SIREN

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From the Greek root meaning "Tainter of Air"
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Characteristics
The Dark Siren drives over old ladies at intersections.

Personality
The Dark Siren has a thing for Peter Pan.

Natural
The Dark Siren likes sheep a great deal.

Emotional
The Dark Siren refuses to show emotion.

Character
The Dark Siren has a nasty temper.

Physical
The Dark Siren spreads lice.

Mental
The Dark Siren is rude and disruptive.

Motivation
The Dark Siren likes to see others fail.
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DAWN ELLEN MITCHELL

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From the Chinese root meaning "Ugly Brute"
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Characteristics
Dawn Ellen Mitchell can't get a date.
Personality
Dawn Ellen Mitchell laughs at others' pain.

Natural
Dawn Ellen Mitchell collects body-parts.

Emotional
Dawn Ellen Mitchell is a pathetic loser.

Character
Dawn Ellen Mitchell loves to pick fights.

Physical
Dawn Ellen Mitchell doesn't wash their hands.

Mental
Dawn Ellen Mitchell has the brains of a three-year-old.

Motivation
Dawn Ellen Mitchell thinks they're God.

(I like that last part! tee!hee!)

Comments

[anmorata.livejournal.com]

Don't mess with the Dawn Dawn, eh?

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

THAZZZZ RIGHT!!!!!

tee!hee!