For bindrune...

I
Dawn Dawn of Displaced Schooling
Now summon upon the

ee-veeel

Spirits of Crappy Cars,
Lacking Monetary Stability,
Chiropractic Absentee Ballots Beating on Backs,
and
Weedsmugglers...

( THE PENGUINS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!! )

fixin' with some comic relief

Your LJ Strip Club by ScreamingDolai
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The type of joint you run	Classy, clean place even militant feminists patronizeTopless only, you demure thing youCelebrity hot spot where Drew Barrymore might make a cameoHardcore all-nudeDon't sit down unless you've Lysol'd the seat
Your club is called	The "Naked Girls Who Pretend to Like You for Money" Club
Sleazy manager	kajmal
Scary bouncer	nemesisn72
Most frequent customer	zzahn
Highest paid stripper	lazarus_phantom
Can do really acrobatic pole tricks	poliwitch
Just doing this to pay for med school	magurast
Had to get "enhancements" to make more money	evilshell
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Pimping my peeps, yo

Go,
see both tiktiktok's and wraptboy's artwork
eat wine and drink cheese
and smack yosoylaloba's ass for me...it's her birthday.


And bring back some stories...I cannot be there, sadly, and must live vicariously through all of you.