decisions, decisions...

[thedarksiren2]

Option I: I go pee now, eat dinner, go make mediaexmachina say "la la la" and then go pee in the drug-inspection cup.

Option B: Skip dinner, go pee in a cup now.

yup, i have to get a drug test.


I hate peeing in cups. I wish they'd come up with a disposable pee-hat thinger that isn't made of plastic so I wouldn't have to hold my hand down there whilst urinating. It almost always ends in my peeing a little bit over the rim, thus getting my hand all "code yellow," as tete6871 would say. BLECH!!! I know, TMI here, but damn, it's just gross on so many levels. I used to lie to doctors and tell 'em I was dealing with the crimson tide just to get out of peeing in cups.

They have large, plastic hats which cost a buttload (no pun intended~;P). But cheap, disposable yet durable ones??? Nope nope.Maybe I should patent something like this.
Hmmm...

YOU STEAL MY IDEA I SPIT IN YOUR SKULL!!!

*ahem!*


I think I'm gonna pee now, thus going with option #1.
yup yup.

Comments

[zzahn.livejournal.com]

For Rock Bottom?? WTF?!

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

Nope.
Read for enlightenment. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/thedarksiren/733308.html).

~;)

[tete6871.livejournal.com]

that tete6871...she be crazy!!!

:*

[lucretia1023.livejournal.com]

Be happy you're not in a field where you have to not only collect pee in cups or hats, but you measure it, you dip it, you check it for color, smell, and quality ... you get the idea. It's sooo damn fun. I think, I went to college for this??

[hommedesandwich.livejournal.com]

Capricious hostility makes me giggle. Good way to end the day. :D

[oqidaun.livejournal.com]

first time i ever peed in a cup it totally freaked me out how warm human urine is and i dropped the specimen jar in the toliet.