thedarksiren2 | (no subject)

First, go here to read about the Warm Place I shared last night.

And then, you may read

All the while...

The Hardcore Hostile Fairy, the Dynamic Animator, and the Reticent Attorney made their ways to a volcanic crater filled with disco lights and spinning discs, wherein they would imbibe cocoa, hops, and other sumptuous fluids in celebration of their now absent Drug Druid, who simply had "other plans."

The Hardcore Hostile Fairy had found her influence all but debilitating, but was blessed when a Militant Pooh-Tigger Bearer came to her rescue! The two sat in a particularly cool place, considering the molten circumstances, and while
The Militant Pooh-Tigger Bearer and the Reticent Attorney fought against the masses of fiery noise goblins, The Hardcore Hostile fairy became mesmerized by the spinning discs of the Ebony clan.

All might have been lost had it not been for the Dynamic Animator, who rescued the Hardcore Hostile Fairy from her trance-like state with the smashing of his glass sword, which melted almost as quickly as the ice in this storm of heat and energy, piercing the noise goblins' cacophony into silence! The Militant Pooh-Tigger Bearer came to his side, and they conquered the goblins, froze the lava, and the Dynamic Animator walked away, arms entwined with two lovely Amazon goddesses who simply could not resist the Dynamic Animator's azure armor. He would spend the rest of his time in the volcanic crater being seduced and charmed by their silken caresses.

The Hostile Hardcore Fairy would thank him later, as well as the Pooh-Tigger Bearer, whose sidekick might have been a native named Kevin, but the Hardcore Hostile Fairy would deem him Joe, as most warriors should be named Joe.

The Reticent Attorney inquired as to the safety of the Hardcore Hostile Fairy, but she revealed to him the power of the metallic Box, and it weighed down his arms so far that he might have touched China had she not swiped the powerful weapon from his inexperienced paws. He thanked her, and bid her farewell as she wandered up the path, toward the ocean and skies filled with black-sandy beaches and Morphean Whispers.