one of the funniest hor(ror)scopes EVER

[thedarksiren2]

S W O O N S C O P E S

You guessed it, Dawn -- it's your daily horoscope!

CAPRICORN:
Monday, September 13

Practice being a beacon of sanity in a sea of activity. Everyone is apt to be asking you what you think, how they should do it, where they should go, etc. And, the best way to keep the wheels on the buggy is by giving simple, concise directions rather than saying "how the **$#! should I know?"

In accordance to the previous entry's crack, I don't think I would say that anyway.
It is funny though.

wow, I wish I were both awake enough to articulate it and had the time to write out my dream...CRRRAZY, I tell ya. Just crazy.



:::wonders if human flesh would be considered a red or a white meat:::

Comments

[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure human flesh would be considered a red meat. Especailly, since by all accounts, it is similar in taste and texture to pork. Hence the name "long pork" for human meat.

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

well, pork is considered "the other white meat."

Hmm...

[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

True, but that is only for marketing purposes since white meat is healthier.

[lazarus-phantom.livejournal.com]

Being a Capricorn i am now relieved that at least one day of what seems like an endless life of giving out advice can now be so easy. thanks! ;)

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

n/p...really.

[avatar-x.livejournal.com]

Well, since human supposedly tastes like pork...I'd say people are the other other white meat.

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

damn humangs...always gotta be gosh-darn original in our conformity!

THEIF

[andragon.livejournal.com]

THEIF!

THEIF!

I think that was really meant for me... and after the day, I've have, I'm sure of it!

THEIF!

THEIF!

Re: THEIF

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

well, I won't deny the existence of my sticky-stick fingahs, BUT...this ain't my fault, yo.

At any rate, I hope your days have gotten bettah.
~;)