Stolen from bajema, because I have no original ideas *snorts

[thedarksiren2]

"Post your fake memories of me. It can be anything you like, as long as it never happened. Then post this in your journal so people can make up shit about you, too."

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[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

Well, I would post about it, but what with me being a gentleman and all, and you swore me to secrecy. It is just a good thing that we managed to just avoid the police that drove by just then.

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

SHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


*blushes insatiably*

[sharpshinyclaws.livejournal.com]

My favorite is when you were on the treadmill at the gym, and your underwear was totally showing, and it was like cute little pink flowers but you had on the diva t-shirt? The guy next to you kept looking.

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

OH MY GAAAWD!

I am totally going to burn those now....I feel so, so...violated!

[android23.livejournal.com]

I'll never forget the time we downed a bottle of tequila and recreated the Kennedy assassination with random strangers outside of a 7-11.
You're so sexy with a high powered rifle.

[nomadoh.livejournal.com]

Yeah...that was cool meeting you guys that night.

Nothing like having a rifle pointed at your head while walking down the street and minding your own business to start the fun. I was busting up when the 7-11 owner/clerk came out and kept screaming at thedarksiren, "Getoffmyroof! Getoffmyroof!". Then android23 smashed the empty bottle of Cuervo on the ground and freaked everyone out big time.

Good thing we took off and caught that movie before the cops showed up. I feel sorry for that other dude that got busted for it though....

good times...good times...

:D

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

Holy shit! Did he??? I always wondered...poor sap!

HA HA!

We so have to meet up again and figure out a bigger venue. We'll be like the Three Musketeers, or, OR...*chuckles* the Three Amigos! \m/

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

It's like I told you...everyone wants those pansy li'l handguns that they can conceal, but damn if carrying one of those beasties doesn't make you a God for a night.

Then again, people crying out for mercy does kinda add to the atmosphere...


good times, good times.
~8)

DVD

[erik-j-meyer.livejournal.com]

yeah that is right, I finally transferred to DVD that porn movie we made while you were supposedly 'over in Europe' nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more squire.

Re: DVD

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

OMG...Tommy and Pamela Lee aren't gonna have NOTHIN' when they get a load o' that baby!

I remember this one time

[poliwitch.livejournal.com]

This one time at a dime store off of 58th and hell st in NY you were in a ballerina tutu and a mexican sombero hailing every cab that went by with your portable stereo and a fluken fish. After obtaining the cab's attention you would then do a pirouette on the street in front of the taxi and throw little gerkins at the passerby's.

We never did get a cab that night, and if I remember you got mugged for your fluken fish. Hence, you and I don't go to that corner anymore.

Re: I remember this one time

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

*sniffles*

I so miss that fishy...*wipes tears from eyes*

Re: I remember this one time

[poliwitch.livejournal.com]

Fishy Fishy Ohhhhhh Poor little fishy you cried all night on that corner calling out for your lost fluken fish.

Someday.... Someday will get you your fishy back:)

Re: I remember this one time

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

*weeps into the toilet bowl*

Re: I remember this one time

[poliwitch.livejournal.com]

Your such a naughty girl... What you think that mugger is down the toilet bowl?

Re: I remember this one time

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

well, not that I could see his/ her face or anything, but you must admit...the general shape of their face was rather ass-esque.

[oqidaun.livejournal.com]

i'll never forget that day we were both standing in line at the security checkpoint on the gaza strip and that egyptian soldier started harassing me for not having a valid passport and you broke out your kung fu moves and saved the day. perhaps stealing the military jeep wasn't a good idea in retrospect; however the past is the past and i've always looked back fondly on all those amnesty international benefits they held for our safe return.

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

Wait a sec... My memory MUST be going. I totally donated that jeep to a nudist colony and got an incredible tax deduction! LOL

Well, I guess we'll just have to buy some more tickets, only maybe to a little-less hostile locale this time. I mean, the memories I have of Egypt are better than any movie I've ever seen (Indiana Jones can eat our turbans! HA!), but I have never fully recovered from that sunburn.

Seriously though, I coulda SWORE I bought that jeep. It appers as though denial is not only a river, but a friggin' tsunami!

[laneybee.livejournal.com]

I'll never forget the time you entered the world checkers tournament and wore that really cool silver flame retardent jumpsuit and the giant ski goggles to distract your opponents. And in your inteviews, every time you were asked a question you replied, "When I rule the world I'll kick ALL YOUR asses! BIATCHES!"

WOW, you're SO COOL!!

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

Devo is my Messiah.
~8)

im still mad at you about it

[tammy-216.livejournal.com]

the one night at corkys the fat old drunk hillbilly that ive had a crush on for months talks to me and YOU TAKE HIM HOME! i cant believe youd do that to me! i wanted to marry that toothless man! ive been craveing a gummer since i saw him....

Re: im still mad at you about it

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

Hey, I had to prove that youth ain't nuthin' on experience, yo...

I'll buy you a bag of bears next time we hit up that Pit Stop Gas and Food down on Rt. 742, mmk?

[riverbank.livejournal.com]

i remember the time you we went swimming. you were wearing that bikini prowdly showing off the fact that you had no navel.

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

Ohhh....I forgot about that one too! HA! HA! No wonder people keep asking me if I starred in that movie Dogma. At least now I know to tell them I have genitalia.

[theswede.livejournal.com]

Remember that night we were out drinking? You know, when we couldn't find Fariza and decided to borrow a car. Found one with nifty lights and a 2 way radio, turned it all on and starting making calls on the radio like in Hill Street Blues. I forgot exactly how we came home, I think you must've arrange that, but the morning after the neighbourhood was crawling with cops looking for something. We hung out on your porch watching them while sipping strawberry daiquiris on a lazy sunday afternoon - was an awesome day!

I wonder who drove the cop car into the Lava Longue though, wonder if they ever caught the ones who did that ...

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

Borrow...such a nebulous word...

Oh, and damn if those weren't THE best daiquiries EVER. You are far too skilled with strawberries, my friend. Poor Mrs. Ripkins...she never knew what hit her that morning in the garden...ah well. What's an old harlot for some fresh, juicy berries??? Seemed a fair enough trade to me.

Oh, and no, they never did figure that out. Good thing too, seeing as sharshinyclaws was fast asleep in my bed upstairs.

Wow, you musta reeeally gotten blitzed that afternoon to have forgotten we were harboring the fugitive in my room! LOL

heeeeeere we goooo....

[dv8productions.livejournal.com]

Who can forget the time we were walking through the mall together and that darling little seven- year- old boy approached us? Remember he asked us why other people kept staring at us, then made some ignorant, child- like comment about us not being "so different" from everyone else?

Then he dared to call us people, to boot.

I'll never forget your reaction. It was so fluid, so natural, and exactly what I expected when you picked him up off his feet, ripped his shoes off, and ate him.

Of course, I insisted on my half. To this day, I can feel it in my mouth. Rubbery, slimy, greasy; it's no wonder there aren't more cannibals out there. Human meat is so nasty.

Then the taste. Wow. I'd expected a taste like chicken, but noooo.... Well, it did taste like chicken, I guess. This one time I left a Moo Shu Chicken in my car for three weeks during July and then I tried to eat it. That's what that boy tasted like to me.

Both our stomachs hurt terribly from it all, and personally, I shat with the consistency of water for the next month.

I'd do it all again in a heartbeat, though. Even the Moo Shu Chicken part.

Re: heeeeeere we goooo....

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

ya know, we could add a li'l extra curry to the flesh next time, maybe dip it in ginger sauce like sushi? That always hides the rank of seafood when I eat at sushi places.

Oh.my.gawd. I just had THE best idea ever!

A Cannibalist Hibachi/ Sushi Bar.
Hayel yeah!

Re: heeeeeere we goooo....

[dv8productions.livejournal.com]

I'm not even sure that would help, but it's worth a try. I'm sure the situation will arise again at some point.

[kingtycoon.livejournal.com]

How about this -

We were at the stabbing contest behind the civic theatre in Akron - back when the BF Goodrich building was still abandoned. It was a typical Puerto-Rican vs. Guatemalan stabbing contest and unsurprisingly that man Rooster-Man won, afterwards we smoked yellow horse blanket ivy in the abandoned cellar of the industrial complex with him and afterward we had to wash our hands with all the blood of the infidels. That was a good time.