Bizarre Days of February
Jan. 31st, 2004 10:16 amFebruary is . . . .
*National Blah Buster Month
(I hope it lives up to this)
*National Embroidery Month
(for all you needle-lovers, and no, not you with the tracks up your arms)
*Responsible Pet Owner Month
(So quit starving them for a month, bring 'em inside and actually LOVE THEM. After that, they're on their own. J/K!!!)
Special Days:
February 2 is.....Purification Day
February 3 is.....Cordova Ice Worm Day
(Ummm...what is an ice worm?)
February 4 is.....Create A Vacuum Day
(heh...I could *so* get raunchy with this *smirks*)
February 6 is.....Lame Duck Day
(Is that an anti-quack then?~;P)
February 11 is....White Tee-Shirt Day
:::wonders if there is a black tee-shirt day:::
February 16 is....Do A Grouch A Favor Day
(I'm singing in Athens this day...I hope that's considered a favor)
February 17 is....Champion Crab Races Day
(My crab will be blue...blue crabs are rad)
February 20 is....Hoodie Hoo Day
(BUT BUT BUT...what about "wuddah-hoo" day?)
February 28 is....Public Sleeping Day
(ohhh...this one had to be created by the Italians...they LOVE sleeping! And I love them...exept for the old fuckers who grope you on public transportation. Nasty babbuinos!)
*sigh*
Tomorrow begins my new week. This week should be gone soon. This makes me happy when nothing else does.
My hor(ror)scope claims there is significant energy in the air, and that it is my choice to do with it as I may. So, it wasn't before they pronounced it?
BUTTHEAD IS KILLING MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn bird-dog love.
:::grumbles:::
wraptboy just left with Chloebearmonster and Butthead is FREAKING OUT. I swear, if he could, that bird would have mad-sex with that dog. Crazy inter-species sex. YUM!
In other news, my leg is getting better.
In better news than that,
sharpshinyclaws rules the f$#@!&* world. I missed going to the gymn yesterday...didn't want to piss of the leg more. She came by Jawndomay after her workout and dropped off the new Lisa Gerrard album for me. I about wet myself. Seriously.
Wow, my mouth is getting more crude.
Definitely lack of sex.
must...find...bubble...wrap...(or kill the screeching bird. ugh!)
What's going on tonight? Anything exciting? I am trying to avoid being locked inside my home alone for hours.
wraptboy is heading to Dayton today, so I will have the house to myself. Hmm...maybe I will watch countless episodes of Aeon Flux -
krylon64 let me borrow his box set when I visited him last. Or, or maybe I will finish the painting I am working on. It's been whispering to me at night, particularly when I am just about to go to sleep. It tells me to touch it then, when I am barely lucid and wanting nothing more than to sleep and stay warm and shnuggly beneath my blankets.
Something sick about these muses.
Soon, I moo.
*National Blah Buster Month
(I hope it lives up to this)
*National Embroidery Month
(for all you needle-lovers, and no, not you with the tracks up your arms)
*Responsible Pet Owner Month
(So quit starving them for a month, bring 'em inside and actually LOVE THEM. After that, they're on their own. J/K!!!)
Special Days:
February 2 is.....Purification Day
February 3 is.....Cordova Ice Worm Day
(Ummm...what is an ice worm?)
February 4 is.....Create A Vacuum Day
(heh...I could *so* get raunchy with this *smirks*)
February 6 is.....Lame Duck Day
(Is that an anti-quack then?~;P)
February 11 is....White Tee-Shirt Day
:::wonders if there is a black tee-shirt day:::
February 16 is....Do A Grouch A Favor Day
(I'm singing in Athens this day...I hope that's considered a favor)
February 17 is....Champion Crab Races Day
(My crab will be blue...blue crabs are rad)
February 20 is....Hoodie Hoo Day
(BUT BUT BUT...what about "wuddah-hoo" day?)
February 28 is....Public Sleeping Day
(ohhh...this one had to be created by the Italians...they LOVE sleeping! And I love them...exept for the old fuckers who grope you on public transportation. Nasty babbuinos!)
*sigh*
Tomorrow begins my new week. This week should be gone soon. This makes me happy when nothing else does.
My hor(ror)scope claims there is significant energy in the air, and that it is my choice to do with it as I may. So, it wasn't before they pronounced it?
BUTTHEAD IS KILLING MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn bird-dog love.
:::grumbles:::
In other news, my leg is getting better.
In better news than that,
Wow, my mouth is getting more crude.
Definitely lack of sex.
must...find...bubble...wrap...(or kill the screeching bird. ugh!)
What's going on tonight? Anything exciting? I am trying to avoid being locked inside my home alone for hours.
Something sick about these muses.
Soon, I moo.
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Date: 2004-01-31 07:53 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-01-31 07:57 am (UTC)Umm, was it someone you knew well? Either way, I am sorry. I hate funerals, particularly those involving wakes. Viewings freak me out.
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Date: 2004-01-31 08:48 am (UTC)Of course, I always view death as more of a blessing than anything. Too much Sandman, I guess. My family get unnerved by the fact that I don't appear to feel anything...
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Date: 2004-01-31 01:38 pm (UTC)Everyone deals with life and death differently. Your reactions to many things seem muted to the average Joe. There's no script anywhere that demands we freak out after every life process, be it birth or death.
I will be home after 9PM, so either e-mail me or call me. I may just head up to the Chamber, but I am not certain yet. I am not too keen on the idea of going there overall, but I cannot think of anything else to do. Maybe (s)karaoke...haven't done that in a while...
I DON'T KNOW!!!
Any ideas?
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Date: 2004-01-31 08:50 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-01-31 01:41 pm (UTC)~8D
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Date: 2004-01-31 11:47 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-01-31 01:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-01 06:52 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-02-02 12:05 am (UTC)~8P