I am such a whore

[thedarksiren2]

Rednecks, Hipsters
Circle I Limbo

Libertarians, Scientologists, Aerosmith, Creationists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

smelly people, Mean People
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

DMV Employees, George Bush, General asshats
Circle IV Rolling Weights

masogynists, Republicans, Saddam Hussein
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Goths, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, Democrats
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Grammar Nazis, Bill Gates, Militant Vegans, Catholics, PETA Members, Geeks
Circle VII Burning Sands

bigots, Tommy Hilfiger, Rapists, The Pope
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Trixies, Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Comments

[lemonmerchant.livejournal.com]

I'd like to welcome all of the other grammar snoots to the lovely Burning Sands Spa and Resort here on the banks of the scenic Phlegyan River. Don't forget that we have an inter-damnational badminton tournament against the Geeks tomorrow at seven. For those of you who want to participate but belong to both clubs, just bring both shirts and we'll figure it out when we get there.

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

Thank you for making me laugh so much today.
You rock like that, you know.

In other ways as well, but... *cough!cough!*

~;)

[ras-sinister.livejournal.com]

How personally should anyone take this? Because you have banished me to a few different circles of hell. Do you really think the people you've condemned to the various circles really belong in those relative positions in hell? I mean, really. I'm kind of bothered that you would say so many groups I belong to belong in hell even as a joke. There's truth in every joke.

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

It's a joke, and about as serious as any meme out there. It surprises me that you would take it at all seriously, especially considering that I condemned *myself* to several levels as well.

Furthermore, if you go back a few posts of mine, you'll notice that I wrote that I poke fun at pretty much any organization, and indiscriminately.

It's OK, really. Just something to do while I had time to kill. Think about the source, Sinister, and then sit back and realize that I am just being a goofball. They're online tests, not serious societal reflections on my part. If you take them as such, well, you shouldn't because I certainly didn't put *that* much thought into it.

[ras-sinister.livejournal.com]

Well, since many religions condemn all non-believers to hell, and I don't know anyone who belongs to more than one of those religions, it can be inferred that we are all going to hell.

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

most certainly.~;)

[kajmal.livejournal.com]

Circle X: People who misspell misogynist

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

heh

Hey, I freely admit that I am a grammar nazi, not a spelling wiz!

It's all because of the drugs, man. That and I have been learning Italian for so long I think of everything phoenetically anymore! LOL

[dv8productions.livejournal.com]

What happenes when you deserve to be in at least 5 of these categories? Do I get chopped up, or do I just go to the one I belong most in?

Gee, I wonder which that might be. Perhaps Circle VI?

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

That'd be Circle IX. Same as me.
~;D