Phone call this A.M.
Jan. 24th, 2004 10:44 ambrrrringg!
"Hello?"
"Hello, Dawn?"
"yeees...?"
"Hi! This is Al Green from over at Chemlawn. I was just calling because I wanted to make sure we got out there to fertilize your lawn this year."
"You do???" (said with excited surprise; also, see "smarm")
taken-aback laughter "Of course I do!"
"Well Al, that's mighty swell of you!"
"OK now then, we nee..."
I cut him off with, "BUT, ya see? This isn't exactly my home, so the lawn isn't really mine to fertilize. Is there anything else you'd like to fertilize instead?"
:::laughter:::
"No, no Dawn.*laughs* Thank you though, and have a good morning."
"You too, Al!"
*click!*
"Hello?"
"Hello, Dawn?"
"yeees...?"
"Hi! This is Al Green from over at Chemlawn. I was just calling because I wanted to make sure we got out there to fertilize your lawn this year."
"You do???" (said with excited surprise; also, see "smarm")
taken-aback laughter "Of course I do!"
"Well Al, that's mighty swell of you!"
"OK now then, we nee..."
I cut him off with, "BUT, ya see? This isn't exactly my home, so the lawn isn't really mine to fertilize. Is there anything else you'd like to fertilize instead?"
:::laughter:::
"No, no Dawn.*laughs* Thank you though, and have a good morning."
"You too, Al!"
*click!*