Hor(ror)scopes and worthwhile beasties
Jan. 8th, 2003 11:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thedarksiren2Uno.
You are ready for some sort of dramatic change in your life, DAWN. It is not that you are dissatisfied with your career or your personal relationships, but rather that you feel that you are missing out on something great. If you only knew what. Be receptive to whatever opportunities come your way today, and explore every one of them. You may find the answers you are looking for through travel or continued education. Bring a buddy with you if you are afraid to do this type of exploring on your own.
~8)
Deux.(duh? - *gigglz*)
CAPRICORN:
>>Wednesday, January 8
Somebody might be having difficulty seeing the wisdom of your proposition, but take a deep breath and reframe or explain it once again. Mars and Mercury are in agreement, so if you can quell your, shall we say, innate intolerance for having to repeat yourself, your latest sales talk could be your best one yet.
Today's star rating: ***
If the three of these combined mean anything, anything at all...my day is going to be fucking fabulous.
I'll be broke, but what's new?
I am all about keeping things real...no bullshit allowed, or, as![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
transmission00 & spinmistress say, "You're FIRED!!!"
You are ready for some sort of dramatic change in your life, DAWN. It is not that you are dissatisfied with your career or your personal relationships, but rather that you feel that you are missing out on something great. If you only knew what. Be receptive to whatever opportunities come your way today, and explore every one of them. You may find the answers you are looking for through travel or continued education. Bring a buddy with you if you are afraid to do this type of exploring on your own.
~8)
Deux.(duh? - *gigglz*)
CAPRICORN:
>>Wednesday, January 8
Somebody might be having difficulty seeing the wisdom of your proposition, but take a deep breath and reframe or explain it once again. Mars and Mercury are in agreement, so if you can quell your, shall we say, innate intolerance for having to repeat yourself, your latest sales talk could be your best one yet.
Today's star rating: ***
Also known widely as the Fire Bird, the phoenix is a profound symbol of the circle of life. It has a life cycle of 500 to 600 ears and after that amount of time, it sets itself on fire and dies in the flames. Then after three days, it rises again from the ashes. It is a completely benign creature who lives in dew. It is said that the phoenix has a beautiful melidous song which grows ever more mournful as its life comes to an end. It is a symbol of the sun and immortality. The phoenix is a very worthwhile beast.
What mythical beast best represents you?Take the quiz!
If the three of these combined mean anything, anything at all...my day is going to be fucking fabulous.
I'll be broke, but what's new?
I am all about keeping things real...no bullshit allowed, or, as
transmission00 & spinmistress say, "You're FIRED!!!"
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Keep yer hands offa my nose.
Date: 2003-01-08 10:09 am (UTC)You are the most universal mythical beast ever. Sightings of the unicorn have been reported from all over the world, even in these modern times. Unicorns are pure and incurruptible. In China, unicorns symbolised gentleness, good will, and wisdom. Christianity links the unicorn with Christ. It is said that unicorns would only allow virgin girls to see them, let alone touch them. They were easily lured into fatal ambushes by a virgin with some potchers waiting for the unicorn in nearby bushes. A unicorn's horn was a highly prised possesion, which was reputed to have great healing capabilities. With the touch of its horn, a unicorn could bring back a person who had been dead for several hours. But when disattached from the unicorn's body, the magic was suggnificantly reduced and could only protect against poison. The unicorn had the body of a horse, a unique spirling horn, and a lion's tail. They were pure white in color. Congradulations, you are a rarity amoung mythical beasts. There aren't enough of people like you in the world.
What mythical beast best represents you? Take the quiz! (http://www.yayajon.com/watercircle/beastquiz.html)
Re: Keep yer hands offa my nose.
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don,t read it. don,t care to know.......
o and i,m a leo so tell me mine please...
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Date: 2003-01-08 06:51 pm (UTC)A formidable creature half lion and half eagle, the griffin is said to be one thousand times stronger than any lion and five thousand times as arsighted as an eagle. It has a strange talent that when people are around it, they find themselves unable to lie. The griffin is also said to be feirce and untamed. It was a protecter against evil and people often wore talismans of a griffin's claw to protect them from demons. Griffins were often used as trasport for the gods. They were also reputed to swoop down from the montains on occasion and pick up goats and small horses and bring them back to their nests for their young.
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Date: 2003-01-09 12:39 am (UTC)no subject
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bladda-blee-bo-bah.
and word.
or something.
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Date: 2003-01-11 10:03 am (UTC)What I want to know is...
Date: 2003-01-09 02:57 am (UTC)"It has a life cycle of 500 to 600 ears.."
Re: What I want to know is...
I am glad I'm not the only one who found that HIGHLY amusing!