Suck my values, dammit

[thedarksiren2]

I want to call off. God(-dess{?}-s{?}) damn I do.

But my job isn't like that. It isn't like the kind where your absence won't be felt. No, see, a woman would wind up working alone, and the clients wouldn't be able to go out at all, and it would all just be bad and sad and horrible and I would reap bad karma for it. I've had anough of that.

*sigh*

So, instead I will

You Are An Intense Kisser!

Deep tounging, nibbling, and locking lips for hours are on your agenda.

You've been known to wear lovers out with your kiss,

before getting to anything else on the menu.

And given that you kiss so well... imagine how you do everything else.



How Do *You* Kiss?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

ummm...tee!hee!
*blush*

next...

I'm a Moonflower. I only bloom at night and I'm pollinated by moths. Kinky, huh? This flower means "I dream of love" and I do. What bloom are you? by Polly_Snodgrass

Figures it'd be moths...*sigh*
I prefer Lunas, if you will.

What Cartoon Will I Lose My Cartoon Virginity To? Snake Eyes (G.I. Joe): Tall, dark, and.... well you can't really tell what he looks like. Silent and deadly, skilled and sexy. Snake Eyes might seem intimidating, but he is the perfect gentleman. What Cartoon Will I Lose My Cartoon Virginity To?

heh. Great minds, eh sharpshinyclaws?

I think I took this next one before, but fuck it...I like knowing how great I am:

Am I The Greatest Song In The World? Rock: Indeed, I am the greatest song in the world! But you shalt never hear me, for I am far to great to be heard by the ears of mortals. Are you the greatest song in the world?

I so rule.

I Am The 3rd Party: The Libertarian Party: Based on the philosophies of the founding fathers you believe in near total personal liberty, defensive-only military, and economic freedom. Your members vary from those who wish nearly no government to those who want a minimalist government. You are also a popular vote among people who wish to cause the two main parties to think about liberty more often. You rock! Find out what 3rd party you are!

Just in case renwick needs a new icon...tee!hee!

Finally...

Will Dawn Dawn Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?

. 12% chance Bush would kill you. . 0% chance Clinton would kill you. . 0% chance he would sexually harass you. . 88% chance you would kill them.

Enter Combat

See? Us quiet ones are more dangerous than anyone gives us credit for!

Hmmm..a thought just crossed my mind...mayhaps I can take a client to the opera? Hrmm....compromise good.

Comments

[ferret-fc.livejournal.com]

Slowly yet passionately GI Joe kissed her. Her heart was palpitating and her bosom heaving, sweat running down between her breasts in small cliched rivulets, cause thats what sweat does. The moonflowers provide a pallid backdrop as the rock plays softly, reverberating off the glass doors with their reflection of the beautiful city, outlining the shadows of the bodies that face them. She sighs, contented. Not only is the sex great, but he's a libertarian too.

Suddenly the door slams open and in rush Curious George and Billy Clinton.

She kills them both

** Directors comment : Goddamn it. All her quizzes were making sense till those fucking presidents came in and ruined it **

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

I cannot say it enough, but, really?

I *heart* you! LOTS!

Thanks for the best laugh of the day!~8D

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[ferret-fc.livejournal.com]

:oD

[ravenskuld.livejournal.com]

oh, the fun i could have with these. . . but i shall behave myself this once. *grin*

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

pud.

[love-power.livejournal.com]

Yes! So long it has been since I have actually seen the word "pud" in print!

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

My best friend uses the word all the time, like as long as I can remember knowing her she has called boys this. No wonder that I picked it up as one of my own phrases eventually. Of course, it wasn't until one of my clients used it against a male staff that i actually found out what it meant! ROFL

I honestly just thought it was something Ami made up.
*shrugs*
So, I guess I am innocent about some things!

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[love-power.livejournal.com]

I have a silly story. It is a stupid little kid story. You know, the kind where you really should have figured the whole thing out in about two seconds, but you didn't because you were a little kid? One day, my older brother's best friend had a cast on his broken leg. Everyone had signed it, and had written stupid things on it. I found something that my brother had written. It looked like this:


'''
Don't get caught with your pud hanging limpooo

For the life of me, I couldn't figure out what the hell limpoo meant. How would one's pud hang limpoo? But there it was, in blue ink. I was troubled by it for a few days, thinking this was yet another of those older kid things that I probably wouldn't be able to figure out.

I thought to myself that a pud could certainly hang limp; that was my first instinct. Then I realized that I was just accustomed to being a good boy and printing neatly. I checked some other things my brother had written, only to find out that was how he made all of his exclamation points.

I told him he wrote like a girl.

He punched me.

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

~8D