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Jul. 31st, 2004 09:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thedarksiren2AKA My Hor(ror)scope for this weekend:
CAPRICORN:
>>the weekend of July 31
Courtesy of the Full Moon in Aquarius, there may be some activity (or heat) over money matters, cash flow, the most efficient allocation of your resources, or the structure of ongoing deals. Count to ten very slowly. History, the great teacher, highly recommends waiting until everybody has chilled out a bit before generously providing accounting or logic lessons.
...
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Moi? Offer accounting advice?
RIIIIIGHT.
I somehow doubt that this has much to do with anyone else's money problems but my own.
Of course, there's also this bit by Astrology.com, which is pretty damn dead-on in several ways - although, I'm not so sure about the dressing for success thang. I'm only going to a six year-old's birthday party today:
Quickie: The hours may be grueling now, but pretty soon, you'll find it was worth the effort.
Overview: You're suddenly quite focused on what you hold dear -- in all the many shapes and forms that category has jurisdiction over. Extend the same respect to another's precious things.
Daily flirt
That all-important first impression will be right on for you all day long. If there's someone you want to get to know better, introduce yourself ASAP.
Daily extended
Dress for success -- when it happens, you don't want to have to rush home for a wardrobe change. Changes made at this time are likely to be permanent, and for the better. Don't be shy about your accomplishments. A little self-promotion will help you impress others. Your personal magnetism will attract people, so don't be afraid to take a leadership role. You won't ever get ahead by waiting in the shadows. It may be a long day, but things will come together to make it all worthwhile.
Blahhh...it's too early to even jokingly think about this shtuff.
*stumbles back to bed for a while*
Mmm...dream stew.
~8)
CAPRICORN:
>>the weekend of July 31
Courtesy of the Full Moon in Aquarius, there may be some activity (or heat) over money matters, cash flow, the most efficient allocation of your resources, or the structure of ongoing deals. Count to ten very slowly. History, the great teacher, highly recommends waiting until everybody has chilled out a bit before generously providing accounting or logic lessons.
...
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Moi? Offer accounting advice?
RIIIIIGHT.
I somehow doubt that this has much to do with anyone else's money problems but my own.
Of course, there's also this bit by Astrology.com, which is pretty damn dead-on in several ways - although, I'm not so sure about the dressing for success thang. I'm only going to a six year-old's birthday party today:
Quickie: The hours may be grueling now, but pretty soon, you'll find it was worth the effort.
Overview: You're suddenly quite focused on what you hold dear -- in all the many shapes and forms that category has jurisdiction over. Extend the same respect to another's precious things.
Daily flirt
That all-important first impression will be right on for you all day long. If there's someone you want to get to know better, introduce yourself ASAP.
Daily extended
Dress for success -- when it happens, you don't want to have to rush home for a wardrobe change. Changes made at this time are likely to be permanent, and for the better. Don't be shy about your accomplishments. A little self-promotion will help you impress others. Your personal magnetism will attract people, so don't be afraid to take a leadership role. You won't ever get ahead by waiting in the shadows. It may be a long day, but things will come together to make it all worthwhile.
Blahhh...it's too early to even jokingly think about this shtuff.
*stumbles back to bed for a while*
Mmm...dream stew.
~8)
