The Story

Jul. 29th, 2004 01:47 am
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but first,

THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH
to the following people:

[livejournal.com profile] bindrune, [livejournal.com profile] wraptboy, [livejournal.com profile] octobreea, [livejournal.com profile] caleea and her friend Roger, [livejournal.com profile] bigjohnsinging, [livejournal.com profile] tiktiktok, [livejournal.com profile] tete6871, [livejournal.com profile] android23, [livejournal.com profile] ciani, [livejournal.com profile] nomadoh, [livejournal.com profile] dyadfaerie, [livejournal.com profile] zzahn & Shara.

All of you were wonderful beyond words, tolerating a few hours of pseudo-American Idoldom to support me. Knowing you all were out there rooting for me was the only thing that kept me going when I realized the song wasn't the same version I'd sung countless times before. Really, from the bottom of my heart...thank you a hundred-thousand-trillion times.

And now,

The Story.

AKA Exquisite Corpse a la friends in a sports bar

My tootsie rolls are melting because Principle Skinner touched my gummy-bear goo. But it's all good, because when he sees bees my Mango all hell breaks. Because monkeys dress in drag on Thursday nights in August. Under the moon they fell naked surrounding by the red bull arrow shooting angel. BOOP! Giving me wings, now bleeding red as I fall through my pants and into the swamplands of royalty. Dying softly under the heat of a mushroom cloud over Montezuma's revenge and Lust Lost over Lunas Lobotomy Lobstrosity with a bilingual twist.

But then all the screaming children filed into the ruins. The wood wilted like lilies lulled to snoozedelia. And THE MONKEYS SWUNG BACK INTO VIEW And hurled their bananas at Dr. Skinner in a vain attempt to Free the leeplings from floating off into the March where they would sure to be a lusty Bud Lite crazed Lemming practicing narcoleptic pacing by the

It is two nights before the full moon actually it will BE A BLUE MOON. THE SECOND FULL MOON AND THE SKARYOKE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. But then again, perhaps this is all just a bunch of ballyhoo - I mean when was the last time YOU LOOKED AT YOUR REFLECTION ONLY TO REALIZE THAT YOU WERE, IN FACT, MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF FUCKTARDS! EVERYONE is a fucktard! So I took a tire iron to their kneecaps.

THE END.


The following people can be blamed contributed to this mahhhvelooos masterpiece earlier this evening:

[livejournal.com profile] bindrune, [livejournal.com profile] wraptboy, [livejournal.com profile] zzahn, Shara, [livejournal.com profile] bigjohnsinging, [livejournal.com profile] tiktiktok, [livejournal.com profile] tete6871, [livejournal.com profile] octobreea, [livejournal.com profile] caleea and her friend Roger, [livejournal.com profile] android23, [livejournal.com profile] ciani, [livejournal.com profile] nomadoh, [livejournal.com profile] dyadfaerie, and of course, yours-truly.

re:"MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF FUCKTARDS!"

Date: 2004-07-29 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tulpa-team.livejournal.com
I don't know whether I'm constantly trying to forget or to remind myself... whenever I look into a pair of eyes.

Good lookin corpse, anyways. Go team!

Date: 2004-07-29 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigjohnsinging.livejournal.com
the story is cool!

i had fun last night, you had quite the support crowd and of course you were the best. STUPID JUDGES!

and an FYI roger, is on LJ as thedustwhich.

later baby (you have the prettiest damn voice)

Date: 2004-07-29 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-caleea.livejournal.com
Yes, as John said, [livejournal.com profile] thedustwhich is Roger. He was also the Monkey Boi storyteller. I didn't participate b/c the insane button was switched off. =)

Date: 2004-07-29 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tete6871.livejournal.com
the story rocks! not as much as you rock! I was glad to be there...you were awesome!!!!!! Can't wait to hear you tonight!

Date: 2004-07-29 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nemesisn72.livejournal.com
It's too bad I found out about this TODAY. *sigh*

Sorry I missed it...I love your voice.

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