thedarksiren2 | GAH! The Hor.ror(scope) of it all!~;P

Talk about going from one end of the spectrum to the other...heh

So, this was my 'scope for today, generally:

CAPRICORN:
Wednesday, July 14

During the next couple of days, cheerful optimism and concise presentation are key. Why? Because while you're slated to have a decent (workable, viable, potentially useful) idea or several, you could well be stymied (if not up the creek) should you be unable to acquire the necessary support to implement it/them or persuade the relevant parties to participate.

Fair enough. Granted, I think I am much better at vagueness and mystery, but hey, we all gotta work with the changes sometimes, right?

But then, as I was hunting for some recipes and such on the whole My Yahoo! page, I came upon these tidbits, all of which are clumped together...kinda funny, particularly if you do know how my life is going right now:

Quickie: Are you really planning to read that pile of books? Be realistic. Ditch the junk.
Overview: You're not famous for staring, no matter how interested you are -- because that would be rude. Yeah, right. See how long that lasts when you see who's coming your way.

Umm, ok. Unless Gabe's on a plane out here RIGHT NOW, I doubt this is even remotely applicable. Sorry, but my head is kinda one-tracksy.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!!

Daily flirt
Your usual prudence serves you well, but try throwing caution to the wind. You'll be at your attractive, alacritous best if -- today at least -- you can speak before you think and leap before you look.

Daily extended
All this talk leaves you eager for action, but everyone may just keep on talking. Strike out and formulate your own conversation. Take what you need and discard the rest. Accept this situation and strengthen your plans for next week. Your luck can change if you let it. Don't hang onto a way of doing things simply because it's familiar. You deserve far better. Restore your vitality with a pep talk and a makeover. Take charge of your life again.

Yeah, so...the trick in all of this is to sit around and read hor(ror)scopes all day and not leave the house. Ever. Then you can get lost in the fantasy of it all, make your world totally exist IN YOUR HEAD, and the world will be better for it. Particularly when you don't eat or use gasoline. No resources lost (other than electricity, seeing as I'm finding this all via the internet. YAY E-veel glowy-boxes!), no harm to the ozone...well, at least not from my car.

wow, I need to get out of here for a while. I think I might go up to Chammps tonight just to get out of the house for a while.

I hate being broke.