OMFG this made my day!!! HA HA!!!!

[thedarksiren2]

I had an anonymous reply to this post in my e-mail this afternoon.

Apparently, I cannot hide my e-veel any longer.

" demons, be silent and come out of this person now
in the name of Jesus Christ, the son of God, and
enter them no more."

*writhes in agony*

OH...Gawd......GAH!!!

*snickers*



Ya know, I have NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER with other people's religious choices/ beliefs

SO LONG AS THEY AREN'T FORCED UPON ME!!!

Then again, this is really, really amusing.

I was kinda bummed when The Passion... came out and everyone else was hit with the Jesus-zappers.

This one, well, it makes me feel....kinda....special!
*wipes a thoughtful tear from her eye before it rolls*
Then again, they coulda done this to a more offensive post...this one is rather...drab...compared to some of my posts from the last few days.

*shrugs*

I told y'all I was e-veel...better hunt this funker down and find out how to assist 'em with my exorcism!

THE LAWD IS COMIN' AN' I'M IN TWUBBLE NAEWWW!!!

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Comments

[screamaprayer.livejournal.com]

This is so stupid! I would laugh my ass off if someone did that to me. -rolls laughing somemore.-

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

I laughed from the first few words on myself...

silly jesus-pushers.

JUST. SAY. NO!

~;D

[harukakaze.livejournal.com]

That is GREAT!

I'm surprised that hasn't happened to me yet, since i am always bitching about Jesus-freaks. lol.

You go get yer twubble, DawnDawn.

XD

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

HAYEL YEAH!

\m/
*rocks-out to Iron Maiden's
"Number of the Beast"*

[revsphynx.livejournal.com]

I've gotten something like that before. I think they're random.

[oqidaun.livejournal.com]

my ex-roommate and i used to get into these deep theological name calling fights at about three in the morning. she'd call the demons out of me and i'd wait until she hauled her butt back to bed and then i'd put on antichrist superstar and stick a picture of the pope to her bed room door--she liked to tell me that i was going to hell because i was catholic and worshipped statues. in retaliation i filled my half of the house FULL of a strange cross between catholic paraphenalia, wiccan candles and my ever expanding collection of skeletons. i think she talked to her church group about me on a regular basis.

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

Oh man...see, I couldn't deal with living with someone like that. I mean, one of my brothers is a part of the Church of Christ, which is pretty darn occultish, if you ask me. He has only recently started talking to me again after almost eight years...craziness!

I would have loved to have seen the interchange between you and your ex-roomie though!

[http://users.livejournal.com/-symphony-/]

That is hysterical.
T'was laughing out loud.
It seems like a pretty random post, though. I know I've ranted severely about those pesky Christians and never seen the likes of that.
But hey, nice to meet another Heathen like myself. There's room on my broom for two.

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

But hey, nice to meet another Heathen like myself. There's room on my broom for two.

I think that's one of THE best welcomes I have ever had!

Lemme know if you need any stripey-socks. I've got plenty to share!~;)

[jjjiii]

THE POWER OF CHRIST compells you!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST compells you!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST compells you!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST compells you!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST compells you!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST compells you!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST compells you!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST compells you!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST compells you!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST compells you!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST compells you!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST compells you!!!

[oqidaun.livejournal.com]

to reduce religious texts to spam in order to make more and more people see chiristianity as annoying?

[nomadoh.livejournal.com]

...(compells) me to shut of my electric service with a non-religious commercial entity because He is able to supply that electrical POWER instead? Competitive rates? or just my soul?

:D

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA!

Christ must be pretty dang tired...~;)

[evilshell.livejournal.com]

I'm jealous, I didn't get one!!!! ;)

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to give my recommendation next time the Jesus-pushers come 'round!~;D

[nomadoh.livejournal.com]

JC was an unemployed, alcoholic carpenter who had a messiah complex based on the stories his mommy told him to hide the fact that she had a one night bang with a nomadic sheep herder who never even stuck around to even see his birth. Poor kid died for it too! So sad....

The 3 "wise men" actually brought gifts for his recently "available" (ie, post-birth) mom to see if she was up for a menage-a-quatre while they were in town. Turns out that bastard-making sheep herder was blabbing about that night 9 months earlier all up and down the roads of Nazarene and it became a regular campfire tale.

(I *MUST* work on my alternate "Chronicles of Christ the Stoner" story)

:D (giddy and bored)

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

and here I thought Christ was just a damn good magician...

I thought that "Holy Water" tasted kinda funky...still gettin' trails offa that brew.

[nomadoh.livejournal.com]

yeah, forgot the magician adjective....funky holy water? eww...blech! :D

[ferret-fc.livejournal.com]

De debbil made me do it, de debbil I tell ya!!!

hehehehe. See ya in Hell I guess !!

[thedarksiren.livejournal.com]

I'll keep the brimstone warm for ya!~;D