decisions, decisions...

Option I: I go pee now, eat dinner, go make mediaexmachina say "la la la" and then go pee in the drug-inspection cup.

Option B: Skip dinner, go pee in a cup now.

yup, i have to get a drug test.


I hate peeing in cups. I wish they'd come up with a disposable pee-hat thinger that isn't made of plastic so I wouldn't have to hold my hand down there whilst urinating. It almost always ends in my peeing a little bit over the rim, thus getting my hand all "code yellow," as tete6871 would say. BLECH!!! I know, TMI here, but damn, it's just gross on so many levels. I used to lie to doctors and tell 'em I was dealing with the crimson tide just to get out of peeing in cups.

They have large, plastic hats which cost a buttload (no pun intended~;P). But cheap, disposable yet durable ones??? Nope nope.Maybe I should patent something like this.
Hmmm...

YOU STEAL MY IDEA I SPIT IN YOUR SKULL!!!

*ahem!*


I think I'm gonna pee now, thus going with option #1.
yup yup.