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sharpshinyclaws - your reply to the poll is just...*shakes head*

I love you.

I found the "difference" in "indifference" because of you tonight.

Oh and also...

Happy Hanukkah theshadowsfall and bladernr!!!

yay brainless activity

note: all spelling errors are the website's, not mine.

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young VOYEUR named FERDINAND. He was MERRILY COPULATING in the SUMPTUOUS forest when he met OSTENTACIOUS PUDLY, a run-away PHLEBOTOMIST from the GROOVADELIC Queen ANNE BOLIN.

FERDINAND could see that OSTENTACIOUS PUDLY was hungry so he reached into his LARYNX and gave him his FANTABULOUS MARMALADE. OSTENTACIOUS PUDLY was thankful for FERDINAND's MARMALADE, so he told FERDINAND a very FRILLY story about Queen ANNE BOLIN's daughter CRACKWHORE. How her mother, the GROOVADELIC Queen ANNE BOLIN, kept her locked away in a TRAPEZE protected by a gigantic KELLMONSTER, because CRACKWHORE was so SULTRY.

FERDINAND OSTRACIZED. He vowed to OSTENTACIOUS PUDLY the PHLEBOTOMIST that he would save the SULTRY CRACKWHORE. He would WAFT the KELLMONSTER, and take CRACKWHORE far away from her eveil mother, the GROOVADELIC Queen ANNE BOLIN, and SNUFFLE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a TUBULAR BEACHED WHALE and OSTENTACIOUS PUDLY the PHLEBOTOMIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KELLMONSTER from his story. GROOVADELIC Queen ANNE BOLIN BOOTY-DANCED out from behind a PUBIC-HAIR and struck FERDINAND dead. In the far off TRAPEZE you could hear a BOIOIOIOING.

THE END.

Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com

a small rock before I go

...but can you orgasm in the form of a question?

What's your sexual perversion?

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