One of the brighter sides to being celibate...

[thedarksiren2]

hey kiddies...

if you are *active*

please please PLEASE

use protection.

Your local Siren-diva had a dream

and well

...

babies are gonna happen.
It's in the air
thick
like honey
only chewy
like tree sap

If you wait too long
it becomes amber
and you'll simply chip a tooth at that rate.

So yeah
be careful
cautious
think

there's a li'l sign in Jawndomay
it's a Planned Parenthood notepad
it reads, "Things To Do Today"

#1 on the list:

"DON'T GET PREGNANT!"

:::this is, of course, unless you want to:::

Comments

[jjjiii]

I definitely don't want to get pregnant. Thanks for the warning.

[fractalmind.livejournal.com]

why am i now scared to death that i have been jinxed?

gah!!!!!

*runs off to a hidey hole to hide*

[theshadowsfall.livejournal.com]

i promise i won't get pregnant

[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

Since I am celibate as well, I don't think I will be prenant anytime in the near future.

But thanks for the warning.

[ravenskuld.livejournal.com]

i have been trying to get pregnant for a long time, but apparently my body won't have it! *grin*

celibacy having perks? i don't like to think of such things. celibacy sucks! (well, since it is non-voluntary, it's not too much fun.) sure beats laying eggs, though. :)

[bagelhead.livejournal.com]

i don't know... if i were laying eggs and didn't want children, it would be relatively easy to make sure there was a snake nearby to eat them, or something... :)

credo

[digitylgoddess.livejournal.com]

In the words of the glorious Dawn Dawn at her End of the World party:

"NO BABIES! BABIES BADDDDD!"

PSSSSSSSSTtttttttt

[poliwitch.livejournal.com]

Donna drinka the water... I'm not.
Just to be safe... there seems to be a rash of oooooooopsssieeeesss lately.

I know where all my condoms are, and believe me, the man knows too!!!

[bindrune.livejournal.com]

god i love being gay!