Stupid chain-letter...
Jan. 12th, 2003 03:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thedarksiren2This was the easiest way to take care of this stupid thing, but also informative (and true, actually). I just don't want the consequences, so
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
(Oh, so THIS is why my face has been broken out for a while...damn.)
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
(*sigh*)
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
(romantic dinner? WTF is THAT?)
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
(since when do you need special sneakers to go swimming?)
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
(This I can attest to...it always seems like the more I am having sex, the more guys want my number. Bloody hell.)
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
(no comment.)
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
(so does chewing gum. Although I am not knocking kissing by any means...wanna smooch?~;)
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
(All you peeps that ever used this excuse are now officially screwed, and not in that good kinda way)
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
(*sigh* I am allergic to the world, it seems. ~8( )
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.
(Cool! I could use some good sex...I haven't had it in far too long.)
The original is in a room in Palaiseau. (sounds French) It has been sent around the world nine times.(Ohh!!! one of my favorite numbers!) Now sex has been sent to you.(*looks around* Where???) The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.(ummm...ok) If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off.
(That's just evil as hell. Hence my reasons for posting on LJ...)
This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. (FOUR???)Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. GOOD SEX, but please remember:
10 copies of this message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not have good sex again for the rest of your life!!!!
Thanks for being my guinea pigs!~;)
Happy good sex-vibes to all!!
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
(Oh, so THIS is why my face has been broken out for a while...damn.)
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
(*sigh*)
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
(romantic dinner? WTF is THAT?)
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
(since when do you need special sneakers to go swimming?)
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
(This I can attest to...it always seems like the more I am having sex, the more guys want my number. Bloody hell.)
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
(no comment.)
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
(so does chewing gum. Although I am not knocking kissing by any means...wanna smooch?~;)
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
(All you peeps that ever used this excuse are now officially screwed, and not in that good kinda way)
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
(*sigh* I am allergic to the world, it seems. ~8( )
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.
(Cool! I could use some good sex...I haven't had it in far too long.)
The original is in a room in Palaiseau. (sounds French) It has been sent around the world nine times.(Ohh!!! one of my favorite numbers!) Now sex has been sent to you.(*looks around* Where???) The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.(ummm...ok) If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off.
(That's just evil as hell. Hence my reasons for posting on LJ...)
This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. (FOUR???)Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. GOOD SEX, but please remember:
10 copies of this message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not have good sex again for the rest of your life!!!!
Thanks for being my guinea pigs!~;)
Happy good sex-vibes to all!!
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Date: 2003-01-12 12:49 pm (UTC)HA! - lets see someone try using THAT excuse again!
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Date: 2003-01-12 10:38 pm (UTC)and not in that good kinda way!~;)
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Date: 2003-01-12 02:35 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-01-12 03:54 pm (UTC)bloody hell. just makes me feel that much more lame.
August. . . . I'm gonna die of zite, headaches, and depression soon. . .
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Date: 2003-01-12 10:40 pm (UTC)no subject
if i read this do i then have to send it along or be cursed myself?
ohmigod... so everyone who reads your lj has to post this in their lj or send it via email or be cursed?
*runs away screaming "she tainted us alllllllllll..."*
:P
tee!hee!
E-veel, e-veel, impolite and e-veel!!!
~8D
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Date: 2003-01-13 10:33 am (UTC)A lot of the "remedies" offered by sex are also offered by the five-knuckle shuffle.