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sharpshinyclaws
May. 16th, 2002 04:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thedarksiren2Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, baffled by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, baffled by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan
