No trick or treating for me.~8'(

The trick-or-treat meme got too popular, and went away so I cannot have any candy now.

*sniffles*

Now I ask...if you were on the meme, what treats would you have given me, or better yet, how would you have tricked me?

Feed my need for online-heroine. Please.:::smacks arm in preparation:::

MYSTERION

I was wrong in my research:

You're actually right here in Cleveland, and very close, no less.

The poem still confounds me a bit, if not worries a little.
Just a li'l though.

Maybe we shouldn't meddle with the unknown
but really
I feel like a cat
lost in curiosity.

It's that whole not-knowing thinger I mentioned.
Totally swallowed me whole this time
and I am like Pinnochio
trying to find my way back out of the whale's belly.

A lifejacket, or even a piece of wood to float on, would be swell.
~8)