Reasons to adore a friend in Boston

A Need Master: today at lunch, while walking past the nearby arts college, I mulled over the idea of an urban legend involving a guy taking Viagra and giving the intended recipient of his affection a dose or two of ecstasy. I am sure that the outcome would be a nice cautionary tale. or a sales pitch for condoms in bulk. I am not sure which yet

Nubbinstein: LMAO
Nubbinstein: I love you Erik

Other reasons include...

*he gives me sharp shiny things to play with.
*he sends me books (he works for Barnes & Noble).
*He makes promises of spankings and lollipops (tee!hee!)
*Also, and most importantly, he is just really one of the coolest, most interesting people I have ever known.